What movies have not aged well?
08.06.2025 02:28

-J W Pepper
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Moonraker
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”She is very sexyful!”
You Only Live Twice
Why does my penis look like a mushroom when it gets big?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Live and Let Die
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
From Russia With Love
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
A View to a Kill
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Why do I sweat a great deal while exercising the same on some days and not so much on others?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Goldfinger
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-”Ah so!”
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
The Man with the Golden Gun
Diamonds Are Forever
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-All the bad guys are black.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
What is something you have to share?
Octopussy
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Dr No
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